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Apparel for Golfers Who Don't Take Themselves Too Seriously
Let's Be Honest.
We've all been there on the course. That moment when nature calls at the most inconvenient time, and you're three holes away from the clubhouse. This premium tee captures that universal golf truth with sophisticated humor and unapologetic honesty.
"When you fart, you are slowly shitting yourself."
It's crude. It's true. It's printed in elegant gold and black typography that somehow makes it acceptable to wear to the clubhouse.
Why This Shirt Works:
- Premium Gildan Heavy Cotton - Durable, comfortable, golf-course tested
- Sophisticated Design - Gold accent typography elevates the humor
- WORST GOLF Branded - Custom neck label with our signature logo
- Conversation Starter - Perfect for the 19th hole
- Reality-Based Humor - For golfers who appreciate honesty over pretense
The WORST GOLF Philosophy:
Golf is hard. Your swing is inconsistent. You'll never break par. And yes, sometimes you need to hold it in until the turn.
WORST GOLF celebrates the reality of golf - the missed putts, the lost balls, the uncomfortable truths - with premium apparel that doesn't apologize for being real.
Perfect For:
- Golfers with a sense of humor
- Gag gifts that are actually wearable
- Anyone who's ever experienced "course anxiety"
- The friend who always has the best golf stories
Made-to-order in Canada by Print Geek. Ships in 5-10 days - way faster than your typical golf apparel.
Size Guide:
| Size | Length (inches) | Width (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
WORST GOLF - Because Perfect Golf is Boring.
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| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 1 business day. |
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Apparel for Golfers Who Don't Take Themselves Too Seriously
Let's Be Honest.
We've all been there on the course. That moment when nature calls at the most inconvenient time, and you're three holes away from the clubhouse. This premium tee captures that universal golf truth with sophisticated humor and unapologetic honesty.
"When you fart, you are slowly shitting yourself."
It's crude. It's true. It's printed in elegant gold and black typography that somehow makes it acceptable to wear to the clubhouse.
Why This Shirt Works:
- Premium Gildan Heavy Cotton - Durable, comfortable, golf-course tested
- Sophisticated Design - Gold accent typography elevates the humor
- WORST GOLF Branded - Custom neck label with our signature logo
- Conversation Starter - Perfect for the 19th hole
- Reality-Based Humor - For golfers who appreciate honesty over pretense
The WORST GOLF Philosophy:
Golf is hard. Your swing is inconsistent. You'll never break par. And yes, sometimes you need to hold it in until the turn.
WORST GOLF celebrates the reality of golf - the missed putts, the lost balls, the uncomfortable truths - with premium apparel that doesn't apologize for being real.
Perfect For:
- Golfers with a sense of humor
- Gag gifts that are actually wearable
- Anyone who's ever experienced "course anxiety"
- The friend who always has the best golf stories
Made-to-order in Canada by Print Geek. Ships in 5-10 days - way faster than your typical golf apparel.
Size Guide:
| Size | Length (inches) | Width (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
WORST GOLF - Because Perfect Golf is Boring.
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| Shipping | This item ships to |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 1 business day. |
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